Celebrating Girlyness i think guys often wonder what happens in the ladies'. after all, we always have to go in big groups and we take sooooo long. to them, toilets are plainly functional....just pee and go. but the toilet is the girls' retreat from the common crowd to make up, gossip, scheme. (we should have all learnt by now that it's NEVER safe to talk in the loo because you never know who's behind the door. but it happens ANYWAY.) so if you ever step into a female toilet, don't be surprised to find this: *wail from another cubicle* girloutside(GO): heyyy...are you ok? why are you crying? cryinggirl(CG): no, i'm alright. i'm just throwing up. ("ya right" thinks su) *WAIL, SOB SOB SOB* GO: is your boyfriend outside waiting for you? CG: no, i just broke up with him... *WAIL SOB SOB SOB* GO: awww that's alright...there are many other guys out there! don't cry over him. CG: ooo...k..... GO: do you want accompany? need me to stay? CG: i'm alright *SOB SOB* hm.. i was just innocently peeing. and that must have been one of the nicest and sweetest peeing experience. hum. ditch the gowns, champagnes and male company! just join the toilet gang - it's more happening than the party itself. so speaking of girls, here's a Happy Birthday to a dear girlfriend, Grumperella. ;)