coming out of the library with a brainful of (useless) knowledge cant get enough of being irritating. here's more i came up with irritating people in the library.. 1. every 10 mins, get out of your seat and go to the toilet. while walking past people, peer into their work. 2. gulp down your water really loudly and give a satisfied "AHH" at the end of it. 3. buy really pungent food and eat it in front of everyone else. make sure it's pungent so that people who cannot see it can smell it. 4. spread your notes over the entire big table or chope 5 carrels for your 2 friends so that they'll be spoilt for choice. 5. after reading each page of your notes, say "OH!" 6. if you're sitting at a big table, turn to your friend and say "my gosh. someone around us just farted" pretend to be whispering and look accusingly at the person opposite you. 7. ok i learnt this from a chinese lady who goes to cae: if someone leaves his/her seat for the toilet, grab that empty chair and sit down next to this person. do your work purposefully. chances are, you'll get stares from that person's friends but all u need to say is "this chair got your name meh?" 8. bring your soft toys and put them on seats around you. make sure they have books in front of them. 9. listen to your receiver and place it in someone else's face because only in that spot is there reception. 10. if you have a laptop, type away loudly with one finger. it prolongs the torture.